thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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fuckyeah1990s:

Pikachu hot cakes! 

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thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

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are u going to have sex before marriage?
Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

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titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

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taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

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bayneplauge:

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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THIS IS ME. IN EVERY GAME. EVER. I’M SO BAD